Rambling Rick Rumpole Ruminates Rural

Last update: 10.07.09 First posted: 25.06.09 by Nick in Blogs

At Pextenement farm there is this man who has some cows

Alan Sutclife is his name

them cows are fresians and ayreshires and they is organic

And in these cows there is some milk

on this farm there is also a chesemaker,

He is called carl and used to be a webmaster,

but soon when he gets his chesemaking licence he will be a happy man.

Unlike this fish that did a leap

poor old fish it cost a heap

Koi carp, can you eat em? they all ask

give it a fry is wot i say

looks quite tasty to a gormey ghast

That Rick Rumpole will never fast

Unless he grazes on this here meadow

poor measly plants the same as these

Same plants same time different soil!

And here to finish you off, another farmer, Johnathan from staups lea farm with juliet the essex girl.

Oh, and should you wish to know, koi carp tastes like errrr, fish!

sort of herringy with a hint of blue whale.

The poor soil was from a garden in Hebden Bridge, the good stuff was Daniels fabbo stuff from longbarn farm,its whats in all the new town centre planters.