Rambling Rick Rumpole Ruminates on Romance

Posted: Tuesday June 23, 2009 by Nick in Blogs

Summer is here me lovelies and the spuds are in bloom! That means only one thing,time to eat em!

These ones is in Ferney lee olde folks where one lucky volunteer found and gobbled the first strawberry.

The team mostly came from the big city,Halifax, to see what all the edible fuss was about lend a hand and eat like a swarm of locusts!

Which they did,eat and eat, and more power to thier gnashers i say!
Tasting sniffing, and asking all sorts of questions. One chap said we ought to have signs up about what it all was and when its ready and all, and i say go for it matey,its what we need! The team will be back regular on mondays at 11am, meeting at ferney lee old folks back garden so if anyone wants to join us please feel free. Theres loads of weeding, picking and maybee if it goes hot,watering to do.

Well heres an odd to do, somebody in Nargit St Mugshot just writ to IET asking to see a picture of vegitables growing in a graveyard. Well shame on you ms Haversprout, what a singularly inapropreate ideah! Heres how it looks like in our town, dont for heavens sake try this at home! speaking of wicked ideahs, heres another, IET cake! This one looks suspiciously like a guorilla leek bed not a million miles from the town centre, and are those real baby leeks dipped in chocolate on top? YUK,you’ll be making brussel sprouts chocolates next!

And heres another thing that shouldnt be allowed,apart from starting sentences with and,and wearing a chicken on your head……

Bonkers gone good i call it, Castle Hill school have let rip with the creativity.Its entitled “tractor collided with a vegitable seed factory whilst towing a capsizing boat full of Toblerone”. Wonderfull stuff! Heres some more sprouting greens at Castle hill school and fine fabbo and manifique it all is and a credit to the creative juces wot have clearly flowed and hard work wot has bin dun.

In me ramlings i often stumble across the unexpected. Drat,who left that there!
And leaving my bike outside Morrisone the other day i encountered this rather gnatty advert for chocolate spread.

No not that bit,thats the aaah sweeeeeeeeet bit.

i meant this one

Now thats Rambling Rick Rumpoles kind of pollution!